I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T
NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.
(Source: youaretheasstomycannibalism)
- How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work
- How they actually work: One cunt does absoloutley nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.
making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one if the most beautiful feelings you’ll ever feel don’t deny it
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
